Given the quintessential blabiddy blah which defines
all legalities regarding Copyright and any such related mumbo-jumbo, including but not limited to the use of
a few offensive words reserved for the liberty of web crawlers wise enough to translate them into Latin...
(hear Exhibit A);
We, the creators of this site, do hereby proclaim the purely lawful
intent by which this site's contents have been attained and
additionally declare that no animal has been coerced into any
compromising position for our purposes, nor will any act of underage
hanky-panky occur within a 50 megabyte radius of this URL...
(hear Exhibit B);
We furthermore stipulate that an indefinite percentage of the content
herein falls under the International Intellectual Ownership Property
Act FA-Q 2002, and those who undermine it will be hanged for a period
of not less than 10 weeks by their most protrusive organ...
(hear Exhibit C). |